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A podcast with Patrick Rooney
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The stories they leave out of the success story.

Everybody loves talking about the big win. We’re talking about the year before it. The mistakes. The money worries. The conversations in the driveway before you walk into the house and tell everyone you’re fine.

Bald, Fat, and Over 50 promotional art with Patrick Rooney, a cigar and a podcast microphone
Funny when it's funny. Honest when it isn't.

Not the promotion. The night you thought you might lose the house.

Bald, Fat, and Over 50 is a back-porch conversation about starting over, carrying the weight of a business and a family, and figuring out what matters when the scoreboard stops looking the way you expected. No guru voice. No ten-step miracle. Just real stories, real numbers, and room to laugh at ourselves.

What you'll hear

The parts people usually skip.

01 / THE SCOREBOARD

The pressure to provide

The private score we keep against ourselves, and whether it's even fair.

02 / WHAT IT COST

Every win has a price

Time, family, health, money, and the things that don't show up in the headline.

03 / ONE THING MONDAY

A way forward

Not a magic fix. One real thing you can do this week.